fair warning....

::waves to get_therapy::

Hi, um, I dont know you from my usual haunts and I don't add *total* strangers.
Care to tell me a lil about yourself?

If you friended me just to tell me I need therapy, well, hate to tell ya, you arent telling me anything I dont know already. LOL
Why do you think I would friend you and let you judge even *more* of my life?

Use common courtesy. dont be rude. Tell me about *you* if you wish to view my life.

but most importantly ....
dont make me hunt you down with a spoon. I'll pin you down and scoop your eyes out and feed them to my cats because you are being rude & presumptuous...
Then I will take photos of the whole mess and post it to my *friends* list -- so people LIKE YOU cannot see it and make presumptions, yet those who care to know me get the full benefit of watching my creative insanity at work.....

I dont LIKE doing that kinda stuff, but.....you show respect to other human beings -- or ELSE.

I do not tolerate serial adders and/or people without manners.

You treat me like a lady or I will KILL you.

LMAO