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[stillbourne]

-- If I were a month, I would be August.
-- If I were a day of the week, I would be Wednesday.
-- If I were a time of day, I would be dusk.
-- If I were a planet, I would be Mercury.
-- If I were a sea animal, I would be an starfish.
-- If I were a direction, I would be west.
-- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a microwave.
-- If I were a liquid, I would be diet pepsi.
-- If I were a stone, I would be ruby
-- If I were a tree, I would be a weeping willow.
-- If I were a bird, I would be a swallow.
-- If I were a tool, I would be a lighter.
-- If I were a flower, I would be magnolia.
-- If I were a kind of weather, I would be a breeze.
-- If I were a mythical creature, I would be a demon
-- If I were a musical instrument, I would be cello
-- If I were an animal, I would be a bat.
-- If I were a color, I would be orange.
-- If I were an emotion, I would be calm
-- If I were a vegetable, I would be asparagus.
-- If I were a sound, I would be TV static.
-- If I were an element, I would be fire.
-- If I were a car, I would be a beetle .
-- If I were a song, I would be Inmates -Alice cooper
-- If I were a movie, I would be a session 9
-- If I were a book, I would be a sketchbook
-- If I were a food, I would be cheese
-- If I were a place, I would be Hawaii.
-- If I were a material, I would be satin.
-- If I were a taste, I would be tangy.
-- If I were a scent, I would be rose.
-- If I were a word, I would be dead
-- If I were a body part, I would be fingers.
-- If I were a facial expression, I would be a smile
-- If I were a subject in school, I would be art
-- If I were a shape, I would be a heart