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one year, for christmas, I got my mom a copy of Alice Cooper's Alcohol Cookbook. It was a feature in Creem magazine a year before I was born...



Pina Colada A La Cooper (for Six)


Courtesy of Alice Cooper...

10-ounces of dark (151 proof) rum
1/6 fresh pineapple (chipped into sections)
16-ounces of fresh coconut milk

Directions: Pour the rum into a bowl, and soak the pineapple in the rum. Pour the rum and pineapple mix into a blender. Add two additional ounces of rum, and the cocunut milk, plus two-ounces of fresh pineapple juice, and one tray of ice. Blend until freezing. Garnish with a pineapple wedge and a cherry.


Velvet Hammer

Courtesy of Alice Cooper...

1-ounce of gin
1-ounce of apricot brandy
1-ounce of dry vermouth
1-dash of Maraschino liqueur
1-dash of orange bitters

Directions: Stir with ice, and strain into a standard cocktail glass.


Royal Setup (Preconcert Drink of Choice)

Courtesy of Alice Cooper...

2-ounces of Crown Royal
8-ounces of Coca~Cola
1 ice cube

Directions: Consume until you feel prepared to face 20,000 screamin' teenage maniacs.



Lizard Skin

Courtesy of Alice Cooper...

Directions: Hallow-out half of a large orange. Pour in one large jigger of brandy. Flame the brandy, then extinguish quickly. Drink!


Tunafish Malted (for Hangovers)

Courtesy of Alice Cooper...

1 can of tunafish
2 scoops of pistachio ice cream
4-ounces of cream

Directions: Blend. Drink. Go back to bed.


Night of the Living Dead

Courtesy of Michael Bruce...

2/3 jigger of 90 proof rum
1-1/3 jiggers of 86 proof Gold Seal rum
2/3 jigger of 86 proof White Label rum
2/3 jigger of pineapple juice
2/3 jigger of papaya juice
The juice from one lime
1-teaspoon of powdered sugar

Directions: Shake well with ice, and pour into a tall glass. Decorate with pineapple and a cherry. Top off with 151 proof Demerara rum. Sprinkle powdered sugar over the drink. Attack!


H-Bomb

Courtesy of Michael Bruce...

1/4-ounce of yellow chartreuse
1/4-ounce of green chartreuse
1/4-ounce of brandy
1/4-ounce of bourbon whiskey

Directions: Shake well with ice, and starin into a glass. Beware of alcoholic fallout.


Mai-Tai Massacre

Courtesy of Michael Bruce...

1-ounce of light Puerto Rico rum
1-ounce of light Jamaica rum
1/2-ounce of orange curacao
1/4-ounce of Orgeat syrup
A dash of juice from a whole lime

Directions: Mix and pour. Leave no trace of the struggle.


Alice Cooper Ass-Kick

Courtesy of Michael Bruce...

Directions: Squeeze 1/2-lime into a 12-ounce glass, and drop in the lime rind. Add ice cubes and 1-1/2 jiggers of vodka, and fill with ginger beer. Stir 'n' serve.


Certified Gold

Courtesy of Michael Bruce...

Directions: Combine in a tumbler the juice from one-half of a lemon, one jigger of raspberry syrup, and one jigger of brandy. Fill with chilled champagne. Celebrate.


Dunaway's Devil

Courtesy of Dennis Dunaway...

2/3 jigger of brandy
1/3 jigger of green Creme de Menthe
1 pinch of red pepper

Directions: Shake brandy and Creme de Menthe. Strain into a glass. Sprinkle with red pepper on top.


Kiss of Death

Courtesy of Dennis Dunaway...

1/3 rye whiskey
1/3 dry vermouth
1/6 Dubonnet
1/6 orange juice
1 slice of an orange

Directions: Stir well with ice, and strain into a glass.


Gold Cadillac

Courtesy of Dennis Dunaway...

3/4-ounce of white Creme de Cacao
1-ounce of 100 proof vodka
3/4-ounce of Cointreau
2-ounces of fresh orange juice
3/4-ounce of Galliano
3 or 4-ounces of ice cream
A handful of ice

Directions: Blend until smooth. Drink 'til you're cruisin'.


Alexander the Great

Courtesy of Dennis Dunaway...

1-ounce of brandy
1-ounce of dark Creme de Cacao
2 or 3-ounces of cream

Directions: Blend it. Serve with powdered nutmeg on top.


Greenwich Mission Dip

Courtesy of Neal Smith...

1/2 apple brandy
1/2 white Creme de Menthe
3-dashes Pernod

Directions: Shake well with ice, and strain into a glass.


Billion Dollar Baby

Courtesy of Neal Smith...

1-1/2-ounces of whiskey
1/2-ounce of curacao
1-dash of grenadine
1 egg white

Directions: Shake with ice as if all five Coopers had turned the volume all the way up, and were playin' right between your ears. Strain into a cocktail glass.


Creme de Banana

Courtesy of Neal Smith...

1 chilled shot glass

Directions: Drink by the shot until you get there.


Evil Eye

Courtesy of Neal Smith...

2/3 Pernod
1/3 peppermint

Directions: Shake well with ice and strain into a glass.


Stinging Whip

Courtesy of Neal Smith...

1/2 brandy
1/4 sweet vermouth
1/4 dry vermouth
3-dashes curacao
1-dash Pernod

Directions: Mix and sip.


Buxton's Bomber

Courtesy of Glen Buxton...

1 jigger of cognac
1/3 jigger of Cointreau
1/3 jigger of anisette
2/3 jigger of vodka

Directions: Shake well with ice and strain into a large glass. Drink. Repeat indefinitely.


Black Plague

Courtesy of Glen Buxton...

1 wineglass of rum
1 tablespoon of molasses

Directions: Stir vigorously in glass. Fill with hot water. Stir and serve with nutmeg on top.


Ten-Ton Terror

Courtesy of Glen Buxton...

2-ounces of whiskey
1-ounce of French vermouth
1-ounce of grapefruit juice

Directions: Shake well with ice and serve with a bulbous cherry.


Baby's Blood

Courtesy of Glen Buxton...

1-ounce of lime juice
4-ounces of Jamaica rum
2-dashes of Angostura bitters

Directions: Shake with finely crushed ice and serve.
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